Thursday, March 09, 2006

Don't Do This!

Ha ha, well I learned something new today, the hard way.

As part of this ever-expanding health kick that yours truly has been on, I decided to finally start taking my vitamins again. Woke up this morning, saw the bottle, read the instructions and decided that I would take it right then and there.

NEVER DO THIS! Almost immediately I felt a queasy feeling in my stomach. You'd think that natural supplements wouldn't affect someone like this.

My sister tells me apparently, that you should not take vitamins on an empty stomach. I know I never will ever again. My stomach has been in revolt mode all day! I think the Beta-Carotenes are out to get me! I've been fighting waves of Iron Nausea! I've been burping up Vitamin B!

OK, I'm exaggerating, but damn, it makes you sick!

All I can say is that should have been on the bottle in bold letters like this:
WARNING: Ingesting the contents of this bottle on an empty stomach will cause you to vomit all over your patent leather pumps!

Well I guess I just said it for them. Ooooohhhh my stomach!

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